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Thursday, April 19th, 2007
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Sadistic Seme
Take Are you a Seme or an Uke? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.It takes a special kind of uke to handle the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.
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Wednesday, September 20th, 2006
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| You Should Be a Film Writer | 
You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen! |
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I pledge Allegiance, to the flag, of the United States of America,
and to the Republic, for which it stands,
One Nation Under Surveillance,
With Wiretapping Injustice for all.
(Use big words... George is listening)
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Monday, September 11th, 2006
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Gremlins. Think gremlins.
Angry, twitchy gremlins. That's all.
Like clockwork really. Not much more than a day off for being a month to the day.
And now... I go to deal with laundry.
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No! Not the icky kind... the awesome kind.
It'd be a whole lot more awesome... er... Hmm.. awesomer? It'd be better IF THE FOLLOWING WAS NOT TRUE: "Due to licensing issues, KBS produced dramas from Korea are no longer shipped to the United States."
Why??? What licensing issues... >_<
Anyway... On top of the first K-Drama that caught my attention ("First Love of a Royal Prince") I now have TWO new obsessions that I record and watch religiously!
"I Really Really Like You" & "The Book of Three Han: The Chapter of Joo-mong"
For (very) brief descriptions you can go here: http://fansites.hollywood.com/~koreandramas/dramas.html
At least the two I like are from "MBC" and NOT KBS. However neither of them have released DVD's!! -cries-
Fortunately "First Love of a Royal Prince" is also by "MBC".
Unfortunately I have (still!!) been unable to find it with English subtitles.
ooooh... And work still sucks. >_> But mostly because the owner of the store doesn't pay attention to what I say to her.
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Saturday, August 5th, 2006
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| Time: | 6:07 pm. |
| Mood: |  drained. |
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Work Sucks.
That is all... We now return you to your regularly scheduled... eh... whatever.
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Thursday, August 3rd, 2006
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Sorry I've been sort of... er... absent.
Mom has gone back to work so I'm not looking after her any more. I have, however, found a job. I've completed my training days. And I had my first "official" day on the job today.
I should be a bit more easily accessible than I've been lately now that my schedule is more or less defined by the hours I'm working.
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They're back with ice picks...
And they've brought friends.
It's a party. And it's at casa de me.
Someone call the police! Disperse... disperse... damn it. I'm going to bed.
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| Time: | 11:29 pm. |
| Mood: |  amused. |
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 | Mickey Z | | People Iced: | Forty Two | | Car Bombs Planted: | Sixteen | | Favorite Weapon | Bottle Rockets | | Arms Broken: | Thirty Three | | Eyes Gouged: | Fourteen | | Tongues Cut Off: | Eleven | | Biggest Enemy: | Joe Bannanas | Get Your HITMAN Name |
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My mom is in surgery now.
I'm an unhappy person.
I want her home.
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Goddess
You scored 85% Dominance and 79% Technique! |
You are, quite simply, mind-blowingly and unbearably hot.
You would not just be a "good" dominatrix. You would be - hell, you *are* - a stunning and breathtaking sexual experience for whatever man is lucky enough to be captured by you.
Whatever you do, don't let your talents go to waste. Use them. Nurture them. Impart them to others. And, if all else fails, call me ;-) Thank you for taking my test, Ma'am - I hope we can meet someday. |
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My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on Dominance |
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You scored higher than 99% on Technique |
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My brain is oatmeal and jello. That is all.
Why are you still here?
Go. Away. Now!!
Give me pixie sticks? I want them. To eat them. Mmm... sweet and sour sugary goodness. Give me happy fuel. Drink it through a straw.
Wait... Go away. Leave me alone. And take the bloody gremlins with you! Hmph.
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Saturday, April 29th, 2006
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
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* Hurt feelings
* Physical pain
* Lying with intent to cause injury or harm
~ Others to be added whenever I feel like it! All comments screened until approved.
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Tuesday, April 18th, 2006
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Is Yoshi a boy or a girl?
Comments will be screened until poll has concluded.
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Saturday, April 15th, 2006
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mortuusmorium's journal
sleepy.
blah.
grumpy.
tired.
cranky.
anxious.
bored.
confused.
pissed off.